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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 04-04-2011, 02:47 PM Thread Starter
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David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:

LULZ




# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can 't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition..

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR....



# 1 - They Can't wear their helmets sideways.

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

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fer realz? he didnt do that, did he? thats waaacict,,



and funny as fuck
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fer realz? he didnt do that, did he? thats waaacict,,

I don't think so

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

-"You will meet your destiny on the road of avoidance."

-"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That is why we call it the present."

-"It's not considered premarital sex if you don't plan on getting married."
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racists JO
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lol No seat for the Ho!! ha ha

spoiler alert! lol ----> http://www.snopes.com/racial/humor/nascar.asp
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Funny as he'll. I laughed at all of 'em

Nicely done

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This was funny. 5 years ago
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