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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 10-26-2003, 05:29 PM Thread Starter
freaking newbies, man there slow, ha ha ha
 
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It is a snails world .....

What did the snail say when riding on the back of a turtle?

























































WHEEEE !!!!












One day a guy heard the doorbell. When he opened the door, all he saw was a snail, so he kicked it into the yard and went on about his business.
A week later, the doorbell rang again, and this time when he answered, the snail looked up at him and said " what the hell was that all about "
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My 9 year old liked the last one, thanks.
Hey ... I gotta keep it clean ....

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A young couple were entertaining some French guests and decided to serve snails. The husband went out to get hold of some suitable snails while his wife remained at home preparing for that evening.

It was a nice day, and after he'd got the snails, the husband decided to pop into his local pub for a drink (or two).

Or three. Realising how much time had passed in the pub, he grabbed his coat and snails and ran home knowing that his wife would be wondering where he'd got to. As he charged through the garden gate he tripped and dropped the snails all over the path.

His wife heard the commotion and went to see what was going on. On seeing her husband she asked "Where have you been?"

He looked back at the snails and gestured towards the front door: "Come on lads, nearly there!"

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Two union guys are standing and talking. Suddenly one of them turns around and stamps his foot.

The other guys says, "What was THAT all about?"

To which the union guy replies, "That damn snail has been following me around all day!"


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This snail is at the police station. He's telling the officer on duty about how he was just mugged and robbed.

"It was these two turtles!" the snail sobs. "They beat me up and took my money!"

The officer asks "Did you get a good look at them?"

The snail says "No! It all happened so fast!"


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This snail is at the police station. He's telling the officer on duty about how he was just mugged and robbed.

"It was these two turtles!" the snail sobs. "They beat me up and took my money!"

The officer asks "Did you get a good look at them?"

The snail says "No! It all happened so fast!"

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A guy goes to a halloween party with a girl on his back.

The host asks him, "And what are you?"

The guy says, " I'm a snail."

The host says "And who's that on your back?"

"That's Michelle!"

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post #11 of 14 (permalink) Old 10-27-2003, 08:46 PM
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I don't get that last joke...
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Michelle... say it slowly... my shell

Good one, Vivid.

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I don't get that last joke...

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post #14 of 14 (permalink) Old 11-01-2003, 11:17 PM
Asphalt tastes bad, kids.
 
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lol, I like em. It's kinda funny, survival of the fittest. Ever see a human take down a bear with his bare(no pun intended) hands? No, we have to pick on the snails.

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