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Talking Taser Test FAIL

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About what most would do while being tasered. Its not pleasant.

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i can't scream that high though

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hahahahaha. he screamed like a leeetle gehrl.

a friend of mine in cpd just went through some training recently and she got tasered. SHE didn't scream that high either! but after she did yell (a long 5 seconds) one of the trainers said 'jeez, i'd hate to live in YOUR building.'

like beac83 said, the scream is involuntary

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I got anal prolapse when I got tazered and let out a scream that made all the police dogs die.

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hahahahaha. he screamed like a leeetle gehrl.

a friend of mine in cpd just went through some training recently and she got tasered. SHE didn't scream that high either! but after she did yell (a long 5 seconds) one of the trainers said 'jeez, i'd hate to live in YOUR building.'

like beac83 said, the scream is involuntary
Yeah I'd like to see the reaction of peeps on here. We need to have a taser party :P

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I'm not saying i wouldn't scream, but it wouldn't sound like i'm a 5 yr old

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I'm not saying i wouldn't scream, but it wouldn't sound like i'm a 5 yr old
Well, maybe not from a taser....

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Yeah I'd like to see the reaction of peeps on here. We need to have a taser party :P
hahahahaha something else to do at bike nite

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