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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 10-29-2003, 09:36 AM Thread Starter
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Male Comebacks to Female Comebacks

Male Comebacks to Female Comebacks

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you're a
fat slut.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you'd be on your knees sucking my cock

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I get done smackin' it to you
in the back of my car...... I don't give a shit where you go.

Man: So, what do you do for aliving?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: So that's how you got that little mustache.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: Sure that isn't "yield to merging traffic"?

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I can always shoot my load in your mouth.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: That works for me....... As long as you're still warm when I
shove it up your ass.

Male: Do you want to dance?
Female: No!
Male: I think you misheard me. I said your ass looks fat in those
pants.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you'd be on your knees sucking my cock

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freaking newbies, man there slow, ha ha ha
 
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you're a
fat slut.


Its so lame and mean...its funny.

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This goes way back......1978...Sudbury Ontario, a bar called the Coulson.

Rick: Would you like to dance?

Stuck up Bitch: NO!

Rick: I guess then a fuck would be out of the question.

Sometimes goodbye is your second chance.
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