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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 05-17-2011, 09:42 AM Thread Starter
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Mildred was the church gossip, and the self-appointed monitor of church morals. She kept sticking her nose in other people's business. Members did not approve of her extracurricular activities, but kept quiet because they didn't want to get on her bad side.

She made a big mistake when she accused the newest member of the congregation, Frank, of being an alcoholic because she had seen his pick-up parked in front of the town's only bar in the middle of the afternoon.

She emphatically told Frank, and several other members of the congregation, that everyone who saw it there WOULD KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HE WAS DOING!!!!

Frank, being a man of few words, stared at Mildred for a few seconds and then just walked away without saying a word. He didn't try to explain, defend or deny anything.

Later that evening, Frank quietly parked his pick-up in front of Mildred's house, walked home and left it there all night.

(Atta Boy Frank!)

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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 06-08-2011, 02:26 AM
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It spreads quickly from the heart over the tongue and in just a few minutes, it can be around the country. It tends to increase cynicism, egotism, the freedom to sin against a worse sinner without penalty, to justify our own flaws, etc. I think we know that all of us have been guilty of gossip at some time. But we also know that gossip is a horrendous habit that can assault, crush and destroy even the strongest believer.
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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 06-08-2011, 05:35 AM
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It spreads quickly from the heart over the tongue and in just a few minutes, it can be around the country. It tends to increase cynicism, egotism, the freedom to sin against a worse sinner without penalty, to justify our own flaws, etc. I think we know that all of us have been guilty of gossip at some time. But we also know that gossip is a horrendous habit that can assault, crush and destroy even the strongest believer.
great post. thanks for stopping by.
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 06-13-2011, 08:15 AM
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