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post #1 of 26 (permalink) Old 06-28-2002, 01:07 PM Thread Starter
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Talking For you married people...

Kid's say the darndest things about: MARRIAGE

Q: HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?

You got to find somebody who likes the same
stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it
that you like sports, and she should keep the chips
and dip coming.
--Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who
they're going to marry. God decides it all way before,
and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
--Kirsten, age 10



Q: WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know
the person FOREVER by then.
--Camille, age 10



No age is good to get married at. You got to be
a fool to get married.
--Freddie, age 6



Q: HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they
seem to be yelling at the same kids.
--Derrick, age 8



Q: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.
--Lori, age 8



Q: WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use
them to get to know each other. Even boys have
something to say if you listen long enough.
--Lynnette, age 8

On the first date, they just tell each other
lies, and that usually gets them interested enough
to go for a second date.
--Martin, age 10



Q: WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would
call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about
me in all the dead columns.
--Craig, age 9



Q: WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they're rich.
--Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I
wouldn't want to mess with that.
--Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone,
then you should marry them and have kids with
them. It's the right thing to do.
--Howard, age 8



Q: IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you
one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I
don't want to be all grossed out.
--Theodore, age 8

It's better for girls to be single but not for
boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
--Anita, age 9



Q: HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,
wouldn't there?
--Kelvin, age 8



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Q: HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she
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Kids are brutality honest. My girls have given me some of the best advice. They just see things so simplistically!
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too funny just sent it company wide thanks.
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too funny just sent it company wide thanks.
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Kids are brutality honest. My girls have given me some of the best advice. They just see things so simplistically!

so aaahhhh what size boobs do they want you to get???

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so aaahhhh what size boobs do they want you to get???

LOL

I thought those puppies were supposed to grow when you have kids. I better stop trying to knock the wife up then if that's not the case.

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Kids are brutality honest. My girls have given me some of the best advice. They just see things so simplistically!
Maybe you should ask them about your other thread.
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Since you already started it, let's just hope that they don't have this same problem! They already have asked why they can't get tattoos.

By the way, they do grow with kids.....but they shrink back with vengence!
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Since you already started it, let's just hope that they don't have this same problem! They already have asked why they can't get tattoos.

By the way, they do grow with kids.....but they shrink back with vengence!

I thought that only happened in the shower

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I thought that only happened in the shower


go figure. I even bastardized my own thread today.

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By the way, they do grow with kids.....but they shrink back with vengence!
More with each one? HHHMMMM I have one daughter now, my wife expericenced slight shrinkage

damn I love the new smilies

now we need a photo folder of our kids
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OMG Too Funny!!!

Q: HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,
wouldn't there?
--Kelvin, age 8

So THAT'S where all my father's day cards came from!! Phew!! what a relief I thought my dog and two cats had learned to write. I better call Ripley's back though.
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yeah with all the new smiles its easier to get
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yeah with all the new smiles its easier to get


yep, keep post whoren'

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yep, keep post whoren'
OK

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OK
I'll drink to that

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Who you callin a post whore

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
No offense bro. I had to say something, did you see where my posts dropped down to. I need a pimp so I can start whoren'

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I need a pimp so I can start whoren'
Ok here is your pimp start whorin!!!

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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
No offense bro. I had to say something, did you see where my posts dropped down to. I need a pimp so I can start whoren'
no offense taken just give ya a little back.
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Re: Re: For you married people...

[QUOTE]Originally posted by wolfgang
[B][QUOTE]Originally posted by Crazy


--Alan, age 10

Yeah, thats what i'm talking about!
[/QUOTE




You pervert!
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