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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 06-06-2011, 02:59 PM Thread Starter
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Mondays joke

A man owned a small farm in*Missouri . The MO State Labor Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.

"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years.* I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.* The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board.

Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here.* He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night.* He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

* "That's the guy I want to talk to - the half-wit," says the agent.

"That would be me", replied the farmer.
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Nice legs...what time do they open?

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