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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 06-07-2011, 09:38 AM Thread Starter
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Heard a good story today...

Once upon a time, prince asked a beautiful princess, "Will you marry me?"

The Princess said, "NO!" and the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and had sex with skinny big breasted chicks and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 06-07-2011, 09:39 AM
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Once upon a time, prince asked a beautiful princess, "Will you marry me?"

The Princess said, "NO!" and the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and had sex with skinny big breasted chicks and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The End
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Once upon a time, prince asked a beautiful princess, "Will you marry me?"

The Princess said, "NO!" and the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and had sex with skinny big breasted chicks and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The End
Till all the MX'ing, sex and ribbed desk chairs caught up to our beloved prince, and tweaked the hell out of his spine.

Even in his poor condition, he was pulling more wool, than the sheepherder.

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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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Once upon a time, prince asked a beautiful princess, "Will you marry me?"

The Princess said, "NO!" and the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and had sex with skinny big breasted chicks and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The End

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Once upon a time, prince asked a beautiful princess, "Will you marry me?"

The Princess said, "NO!" and the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and had sex with skinny big breasted chicks and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The End
The joke is old and I yawned. But this response made me laugh out loud. Good job, sir.
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