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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-31-2003, 04:38 PM Thread Starter
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A Whale of a tale

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the
coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The
male whale recognized it as the same ship that had
harpooned his father many years earlier.
He said to the female whale, "Let's both swim under
the ship and blow out of our air hole at the same time
and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink."
They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over
and it quickly sank.
Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had
jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of
shore.
The male was enraged that they were going to get away
and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble
them up before they reach the shore." At this point,
he realized the female was becoming reluctant to
follow him. "Look", she said, "I went along with the
blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the
seamen."
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Not bad Ernie.

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Nice, really good. "Hurricane Victoria swallows a record amount of seamen"

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