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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 06-30-2011, 08:47 AM Thread Starter
Sarcasm in every post.
 
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Location: 40mi West of the City
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Years Riding: 20+yrs.
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Short Messages

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely,
Unicorns



Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely,
Logic


Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a *****.
Sincerely,
The Titanic


Dear America ,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely,
Canada



Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely,
Google



Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Sincerely,
1985



Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Sincerely,
BP



Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely,
God



Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn,
Please lknvfdmv.xvn.
Sincerely,
Stevie Wonder



Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,
Please make one for every skin color.
Sincerely,
Black people



Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely,
Sarah Palin



Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Marco....
Sincerely,
United States


Dear World of Warcraft,
Thank you for ensuring my son's virginity.
Sincerely,
Parents Everywhere


Dear Batman,
What was your power again?
Sincerely,
Superman


Dear Customers,
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Sincerely,
Nail Salon Ladies


Dear Ugly People,
You're welcome.
Sincerely,
Alcohol


Dear World,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars end there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
Sincerely,
The Mayans



Dear White People,
Don't you just hate immigrants?
Sincerely,
Native Americans



Dear iPhone,
Please stop spell checking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut. Sincerely,
Every iPhone User


Dear Trash,
At least you get picked up...
Sincerely,
The Girls of Jersey Shore



Dear Man,
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Sincerely,
Elephants

Ken.


My Garage.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 06-30-2011, 08:58 AM
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Location: Gold Coast
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Years Riding: No F'in Idea
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Dear iPhone,
Please stop spell checking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut. Sincerely,
Every iPhone User

Fuckin HATE that

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming WOW, what a RIDE !!"
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post #3 of 9 (permalink) Old 06-30-2011, 09:01 AM
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Location: Bolingbrook, IL
Posts: 7,144
Location: Bolingbrook, IL
Sportbike: 2007 Yamaha FZ6 & 2000 Kawasaki Vulcan 800 Classic
Years Riding: Long enough to know not long enough...
How you found us: Google-fu
           
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post #4 of 9 (permalink) Old 06-30-2011, 09:24 AM
he who is absent foreskin
 
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Location: Northshore - Deerfield
Posts: 5,704
Location: Northshore - Deerfield
Sportbike: Z1000
Years Riding: 3 years
How you found us: Search Engine
           
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Must spread rep. Enjoyed

Jordan
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post #5 of 9 (permalink) Old 06-30-2011, 10:01 AM
black magic
 
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Location: westmont
Posts: 1,432
Location: westmont
Sportbike: gxr600k8
Years Riding: 4yrs
How you found us: newenough.com
           
Dear Japan,
Sorry must of had bad chinese.
Sincerely,
Godzilla

i want to drink, but only to kill a certain few brain cells and i don't care how many i have to take out to get to them.
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post #6 of 9 (permalink) Old 06-30-2011, 08:11 PM
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Location: Manchester, NH
Posts: 1,663
Location: Manchester, NH
Sportbike: Half an SV 650
Years Riding: '07
How you found us: CLSB found me
           
Dear Pablo,
Go back to Joliet.
Sincerely,
The Naperville Police

Jordan
NESBA/CCS #811
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post #7 of 9 (permalink) Old 07-07-2011, 03:41 PM
Is this Russia?
 
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Location: Round Lake, IL
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Years Riding: Since '94
How you found us: your mom
           
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post #8 of 9 (permalink) Old 07-07-2011, 07:06 PM
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Location: Geneva
Posts: 511
Location: Geneva
Sportbike: CBR F4i, Kawi ZX6E
Years Riding: not long enough
How you found us: Google
      
Quote:
Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 07-07-2011, 11:36 PM
Zydrate addict
 
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Location: Romeoville
Posts: 5,289
Location: Romeoville
Sportbike: no more riding for me :(
Years Riding: ridin what?
How you found us: I lost a bet, this was my punishment
           
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Dear "kill two birds with one stone",
Times have changed.
Sincerely,
"kill two pigs with one bird."

I don't ride, I cook!
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