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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 07-19-2011, 07:21 AM Thread Starter
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They sent my Census form back!!

In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependents?',I put ... '12 million illegal immigrants, crack heads,unemployable idiots, the cast of The Jerry Springer Show, 140,000 peoplein our 133 penal establishments in California, leftovers from Katrina,half of Mexico, much of the Congress & staff, most of the Senate and aMuslim President!' ... Apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer.


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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 07-19-2011, 07:47 AM
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 07-19-2011, 10:32 AM
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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 07-19-2011, 10:36 AM
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I think they were just looking for a number

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Well no shit they sent it back as incomplete, you forgot all about the third world countries we send millions to in foreign aid!
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