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Who is sleeping with Elmer?

The guys were all at deer camp. No one wanted to room with Elmer, because he snored so badly.
They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Elmer and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess ans his eyes all bloodshot. They asked, "Man, what happened?"
He replied, "The noise was so loud, I just sat up all night watching him."

The next night was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing.
Hair a mess, eyes all blood shot and a limp. The others asked the same question, " What happened to you?".
He replied, "Elmer snores so bad the roof was shaking. I couldn't sleep and was up all night."

Well the third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a bit older than the others and something of a cowboy in his day. He never backed away from any challenge in his life.

The next morning Fred show up early for breakfast and everyone thought the worse. Yet, he not only showed up ready to hunt but helped the kitchen cooking. He looked 5 years younger!

Well the others could not beleive what they saw and asked the big question, "Man, what happened?"

Fred told them, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went over and tucked Elmer into bed, patted him on the ass and kissed him good night. Elmer sat up and watched me all night."

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Originally Posted by Loki047 View Post
As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

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