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-USGS says earthquake moved DC 3" closer to Moscow. Obama sneers at weak effort, vows to do better.

-Obama claims the rich didn't suffer their fair share of earthquake damage.

-Obama says DC unprepared for earthquake due to Bush tax cuts

you can thank Neal Boortz for those.
http://www.boortz.com/

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Scientists have determined the earthquake affecting Washington, D.C. today was caused by the Founding Fathers simultaneously rolling over in their graves...


Apparently, there is a well known fault line, running right through the middle of DC, called Bush's Fault.

Is it true that S&P downgraded the earthquake to a 5.7?
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