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Memory Lane at the Gasworks

Memory Lane at the Gasworks

An old couple are taking a trip down memory lane, and as such gone for a holiday back to the place where they first met. While sitting at a cafe,
the little old man says,

"Remember the first time I met you over fifty years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works and I gave you one from behind."

"Why, yes I remember it well dear.", replies the little old lady with a grin.

"Well, for old time's sake, lets go back there and I'll give you one from behind again.", says the old man.

The couple pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking
it would be quite amusing to see the old couple go at it. He gets up and follows them.

Sure enough, he sees the couple near the gas works.

The little old lady pulls off her undies and lifts up her dress. The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips. The little old lady then reaches for the fence to steady herself. Well, what follows is forty minutes of the most athletic sex the man has ever seen. The
little old man is banging away at the little old women at a pace that can only be described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the
movement is a blur and they do not stop for a single second.

Finally, they collapse and don't move for an hour.

The young man is stunned! Never in his life has he ever seen anything that equates to this, not in the movies, not from his friends or his
own experiences. Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself,
"I have to know his secret. If only I could shag like that now, let alone in fifty years time!"

The two have by this time recovered and dressed themselves.

Plucking up courage the man approaches the couple. He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like that, particularly at
your age. What's your secret? Could you shag like that fifty years ago?"

The pensioner replies "Son, fifty years ago that fence wasn't electrified."

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