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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 11-11-2003, 01:25 PM Thread Starter
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This have been around forever but thought Id share
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Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing
basketball at the gym.

His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she
takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

"Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and
brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she
know that you drink Budweiser?"

"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave,
starts to rub herself all over him and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual
table dance, big boy?"

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the
door, he jumps in beside her.

Dave tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him
for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every
4-letter word in the book.

The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch
tonight, Dave."

Mike

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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 11-12-2003, 12:15 PM
well i got my knee down BUT, i need a new side panel
 
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