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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 11-11-2011, 10:02 AM Thread Starter

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wow, I would have been set free a while back

Proof That Men DO Remember

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband
is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to
look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with
a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep
thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip
of his coffee. 'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she
steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of
night? The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th
Anniversary of the day we met'.

She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.
The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago
when we started dating? I was 18 and you were only 16,'
he says solemnly.
Once again, the wife is touched to tears thinking that her
husband is so caring and sensitive. 'Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.
'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back
seat of my car?'
'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair
beside him. The husband continued. 'Do you remember
when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either
you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years?'
'I remember that, too' she replied softly. He wiped another tear
from his cheek and said 'I would have gotten out today.'

CCS race official
sold the track bike
too slow to ride

"Repairs end December 31. 2011."

OK, it was a tough day.....back open again!!!
Bring me your broken down machines.

Butch @ 630-777-0273

Ytrap #819, forever in my prayers.
Arch, this Bud is for you..
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