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Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks a single woman can deliver nine babies in nine months.
Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
Documentation Team doesn't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce the baby.
Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.
HR Manager is the person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby, given 9 months.

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