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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-13-2012, 11:58 AM Thread Starter
Sarcasm in every post.
 
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A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and admitted her, hoping she would be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rushed up to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt over to her other side. The nurses rushed back and once more brought her back upright. This went on all morning.

Later, the family arrived to see how the old woman was adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?"

"It's pretty nice," she replied. "Everyone here is so nice and helpful. There's only one problem"

"What is it Ma?"

"They won't let me fart."

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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 02-23-2012, 12:37 AM
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 02-23-2012, 06:53 PM
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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 02-28-2012, 09:06 PM
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That's pretty good. Didn't see that one coming.
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 03-17-2012, 05:48 AM
i am a newbie don't kick my butt please
 
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now that s a 'piggish' joke.. i like smarter ones.. karla
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