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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-26-2012, 04:54 PM Thread Starter
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“Having Guts” vs “Having Balls”

Do You know the difference?

At one time or another, we’ve all heard people talk about having or not having the guts or people having or not having the balls to do or say something. But do you really know the difference between the two?

Well, in an effort to clarify the difference for you and to keep you well informed, you’ll find the definition below…

GUTS – is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask….. “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”

BALLS – is coming home late after a night out with the guys, wreaking of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, then slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say…..”You’re next!”

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the out come, since they both ultimately result in death.

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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-26-2012, 04:59 PM
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Meh...not in total agreement on BALLS description.
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That cracked me up. Safe to say that I unfortunately have neither.
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its a question of psychology not for human beings
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