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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-23-2012, 08:28 AM Thread Starter
Sarcasm in every post.
 
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A biker joke

A tough looking group of bikers were riding
when they saw a woman about to jump off a bridge,
so they stopped. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he didn't want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity either, so he asked... "Well, before you jump why don't you give me a kiss?"
So she does... And it was a long, deep, passionate, lingering kiss.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I've ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why in the world would you want to commit suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl........".
The authorities think she may have been pushed.

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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-23-2012, 08:54 AM
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-23-2012, 09:03 AM
You got the talkin' done
 
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-28-2012, 09:07 PM
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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-28-2012, 09:09 PM
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A good one, but that's not a killing offense, IMO.

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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-17-2012, 05:47 AM
i am a newbie don't kick my butt please
 
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good though sarcastic joke.. pretty funny but for some. karla
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