Join Date: Mar 2003
Sportbike: CURRENTLY LOOKING
Years Riding: since I was 8
How you found us: The NET is MINE
Back in the time when the Samurai were important, there was
a powerful emperor who needed a new chief Samurai, so he sent out a
declaration throughout the land that he was searching for the best one.
A year passed, and only 3 people showed up for the trials:
.....a Japanese Samurai
.....a Chinese Samurai
.....and a Jewish Samurai.
The emperor asked the Japanese Samurai to come in and
demonstrate why he should be the chief Samurai.
The Japanese Samurai opened a match box, and out flew a
Whoosh! went his razor sharp sword, and the bumblebee
dropped dead on the ground in 2 pieces.
The emperor exclaimed: "This is impressive!"
The emperor then issued the same challenge to the Chinese
him to come in and demonstrate why he should be chosen. The
Chinese Samurai also opened a match box, and out buzzed a fly.
Whoosh, Whoosh! Went his great flashing sword, and the fly dropped dead on
the ground .....in four small pieces.
The emperor exclaimed in awe: "That is really VERY
Now the emperor turned to the Jewish Samurai, and asked him
also to step forward and demonstrate why he should be the head
Samurai. The Jewish Samurai also opened a match box, and out flew a small
gnat. His lightning quick sword went Whooooosh! Whooooosh! Whoooosh!
.... But the tiny gnat was still alive and flying around. The emperor,
obviously very disappointed in this display, said: "I see you are not up to the
task. The gnat is not dead?"
The Jewish Samurai just smiled and said: "Circumcision is not meant to