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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 02-29-2012, 03:16 PM Thread Starter
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Harley Joke

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.

One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.

Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!

Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.


Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.

Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.

After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!

The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.

Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his huge dangling tool and he would then lift him out of the pit.

The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story?


'When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks'

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LOL I am stealing this if you don't mind. This is gold!!!
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LOL I am stealing this if you don't mind. This is gold!!!
Says the guy with the Harley lol I don't mind I stole it too.

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Hey for the first 39 years I did well "without" the Harley. LOL
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Hey for the forst 39 years I did well "without" the Harley. LOL
So you're saying you need it now?

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So you're saying you need it now?

Its an insurance policy .
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Careful with that joke, it's an antique............WAH WAAAAAAAH

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The performance of the Harley isn't enough of a joke?

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lol. this joke is simply amazing and very funny as i am to tell it to my friend right here. expect for more. karla
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