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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-24-2003, 04:35 PM Thread Starter
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A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients, made while
he was performing colon exams:
>
> >"Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."

> >"Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

> >"Can you hear me NOW?"

> >"Are we there yet? ????Are we there yet? ????Are we there yet?"

> >"You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

> >"Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

> >"You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out; ya do the Hokey
Pokey..."

> >"Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

> >"If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

> >"Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

> >"You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

> >"Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that in fact, my head is
NOT up there?

<--------Sticky Nicky
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-24-2003, 04:46 PM
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-24-2003, 05:52 PM
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-25-2003, 03:35 AM
hopefully soon i'll get 1
 
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Thats some funny shnitz!!!!

I would'nt think the doc would be able to finish the exam from laughing so hard!

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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-25-2003, 08:49 AM
freaking newbies, man there slow, ha ha ha
 
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those are funny as hell
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