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how to tell if your GF is getting fat..

How can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat?

She fits into your wifes clothing!!!!

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Al Bundy top 5 quotes about fat women:

1. I'm not selling shoes for the money, I'm in it to torture fat women!

2. People who work in putting shoes on fat women who wear dresses, should not have a 20-20 vision.

3. Don't put on a dress and ask me if that makes you look fat, men hate that. And besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat!

4. God is Oprah, right? Are you a big fat woman!?

5. A fat woman came into the shoe store today...


I think #3 is my favorite hehe

Dante: [to Randal] You never go ass-to-mouth!
Randal: [to Dante] Would you grow up!
Becky: [to Dante] OK, I'm only telling you this because we're friends, but sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass-to-mouth.
Randal: [chuckling] Ha! I knew it.
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