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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 05-30-2012, 09:37 PM Thread Starter
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10 Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

10: You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

9: You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

8: If you admire a friend's gun and tell him, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

7: Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

6: Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

5: A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4: Guns function normally every day of the month.

3: A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

2: A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

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1: You can buy a silencer for a gun.
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When your wife/girlfriend turns 44, trade her in for TWO 22 yr olds.

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..wonder if women have jokes like these about men, comparing us to their stilettos.

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When your wife/girlfriend turns 44, trade her in for TWO 22 yr olds.
When I say this, I usually get the response...
"And I'm going to do the same. And you know two 22's goes into a 44 a lot more times than a 44 into a 22."

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When I say this, I usually get the response...
"And I'm going to do the same. And you know two 22's goes into a 44 a lot more times than a 44 into a 22."
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When I say this, I usually get the response...
"And I'm going to do the same. And you know two 22's goes into a 44 a lot more times than a 44 into a 22."
I forgot to make the trade when she turned 44, so... waiting until she turns 66 now.

As far as how many times, who cares. It is all about me!

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