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Another Little Johnny

Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye. His father asks “how did this happen?”

Little Johnny says "Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were in church saying our prayers and when we stood up, my teachers dress was stuck in the crack of her butt. So I reached forward and pulled it out for her. That's when she hit me."

Johnnie's father says "Johnny, whenever you see something like that on a woman, just leave it alone."

Well, the very next day little Johnny comes home with his other eye black and blue. His father asks him how this happened.

Little Johnny says "Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were in church saying our prayers and when we stood up, my teachers dress was stuck in the crack of her butt. Now Billy next to me sees this and he reaches forward and pulls it out for her."

Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!

Ken.


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