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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 12-02-2003, 02:44 PM Thread Starter
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Blonde Joke

A blonde finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and
she's in serious financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides
to ask God for help. She begins to pray... "God,please help me. I've
lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my
house as well. Please let me win the lotto."

Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it.

She again prays... "God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my
business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well.

Lotto night comes and she still has no uck.

Once again, she prays... "My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my
business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often
ask you for help, and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE
just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open
and the blonde is confronted by the voice of God Himself...

"Sweetheart, work with Me on this........... Buy a ticket."
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That sounds like my sister!!!!!

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Originally Posted by Vcook View Post
hahahaha, nice try. Everyone knows men age like wine and women age like milk. It's a scientific fact!!
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