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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-02-2003, 09:45 PM Thread Starter
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Momma always says start with a joke: One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business.
While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream.

Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers, I stuffed them back in."


Anyway. After reading this part of this great forum, I have decided to give someone a funny award. For having the best and most frequent jokes the award goes to:


















JimGoFast You get a cookie

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Nice!!! thanks man i work hard at finding quality jokes, and think a sense of humor is one of the most important things to feed!






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funfair. One says to the other, "Are you coming on the big wheel?" "Oh no," he says, "I'm terrified of heights." "Well I am," says the first one and off he goes. After three revolutions the whole thing collapses in a heap of twisted metal and dust. Matey runs over and pulls his friend from the wreckage screaming, "Are you hurt?" "Am I hurt, am I hurt" he screams back, "I went round three times and you didn't wave once!"

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Okay--- 2 gay guys were walking out of the gym past a CEMETARY and 1 said to the other "Where you going now?" he replied "i think i am going to go home and take a hot bath after that workout; how about you?" he looks sheepishly around him and says "i think i am gonna go suck down a few cold ones!"

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My favorite........2 Cannibals were eating a clown when one looks at the other and asks........"Does this taste funny to you??"



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MICKEY MOUSE

Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court and the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy."

Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's fucking
Goofy."


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Three explorers were venturing through the amazon when they were captured by a tribe of cannibals. Now, being nice cannibals they would grant each man a last request.

The first man says he wants a large feast. The cannibals give him a feast. Then they kill him, eat his innards and use his skin to make a canoe.

The second man says he wants to have sex with the prettiest girl in the tribe. The chief lends the man his daughter and hut. 10 minutes later the man is killed, his innard eaten and his skin is used to make a canoe.

The third man request a fork. "A fork?" the chief asks. "Yes, a fork," the man replies. So the chief gives him a fork and the man proceeds to stab himself all over with the fork yelling "You're not making a canoe out of me!!!!"

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