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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 07-09-2012, 03:46 PM Thread Starter
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A few years ago, a young woman cut off a man's penis and took it for a drive. At one point, she rolled down her window and threw it out. What isn't widely known is that it impacted the windshield of the car behind her, and there was a man driving with his ten-year-old daughter in the car.
The man was horrified. His little daughter looked up and said, "Gee, daddy, what was that?" Thinking to shield her from the horror, he said, "Oh, um, that was just a bug, dear."
The little girl looked up, her innocent eyes wide, and said, slowly, "Jesus Christ, it sure had a big fucking dick!"
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Lol, good one.

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