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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 08-07-2012, 07:07 AM Thread Starter
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It's not working!!

The wife left a note on the fridge.........

"It's not working!! I can't take it anymore; I've gone to stay at my Moms!"

I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was still cold.........

What the heck is she talking about ? ! !

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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 08-08-2012, 11:36 AM
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Women can be confusing sometimes

My wife was screaming at me: "Leave! Get out of this house!" she ordered.

As I was walking out the door she yelled, "I hope you die a slow and painful death!"

So I turned around and replied,"So now you want me to stay?"
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 08-08-2012, 12:03 PM Thread Starter
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My wife was screaming at me: "Leave! Get out of this house!" she ordered.

As I was walking out the door she yelled, "I hope you die a slow and painful death!"

So I turned around and replied,"So now you want me to stay?"

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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 08-13-2012, 12:06 AM
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My wife was screaming at me: "Leave! Get out of this house!" she ordered.

As I was walking out the door she yelled, "I hope you die a slow and painful death!"

So I turned around and replied,"So now you want me to stay?"

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