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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 12-10-2003, 09:36 PM Thread Starter
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Talking Dwarf Joke

Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them
to their separate hotel rooms.

The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is
made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little
friend shouting out cries of, "Here I come again...ONE, TWO, THREE...UUH!"

all night long!!

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"

The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an
erection."

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing? I
couldn't even get on the bed."


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