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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 01-30-2013, 06:59 PM Thread Starter
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I think you're the father of one of my kids

A guy goes into a supermarket and sees a very sexy young woman wave to him. She moves closer and say "Hi".
The guy is taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from and asks her " Do you know me ?"
She looks him straight in the eye and responds " I think you're the father of one of my kids"
Now the guys mind is racing back to the only time he has been unfaithful to his wife. So he asks " Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table, while all my buddies watched and your partner whipped my butt with wet celery ?" She looked deep into his eyes again and said calmly " No, I'm your sons teacher"
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I am the Stig.
 
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