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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-20-2003, 02:11 PM Thread Starter
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It's Michael Jackson Bashing Time....................

After Michael Jackson's wife gave birth to their boy, Michael asked the doctor, "How long until we can have sex?"

>"At least wait until he is walking" replied the doctor.
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>Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 cub scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink.
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>The captain announced, "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!" Michael Jackson asked, "What about the children?"
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>The captain replied, "Screw the children!"
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>Michael Jackson looked around eagerly and said, "Do we have time?"
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>The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no choice but to make him a priest.
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>Q: Why doesn't Michael Jackson compete in races?
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>A: Because he likes to come in a little behind.
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>Q. What do Michael Jackson and a jockey have in common?
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>A. They both ride three year olds.
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>Q. What did the lady at the beach say to Michael Jackson?
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>A. I believe you're in my son.
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>Q. How do we know Michael Jackson is guilty?
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>A. Several children have fingered him.
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>Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
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>A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
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>Q: What is the worst thing about making love to Michael Jackson?
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>A: When the crib breaks.
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>Q. What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
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>A. A Michael Jackson slumber party.
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>Q. How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
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>A. When the big hand is on the little hand.
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>Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
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>A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.
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>Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
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>A: Two 5 year olds.
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>Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
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>A. The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out.
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>Q: Why did Michael Jackson go to K Mart?
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>A: He heard they had small boys pants half off.




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Because there's 20 of them....

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post #7 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-28-2003, 02:12 PM
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Q: How do you know its bed time at Michael Jacksons house?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

post #8 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-29-2003, 01:36 PM
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What does Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common?

Theres 40 year old meat between 5 year old buns.


post #9 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-29-2003, 01:37 PM
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Why are Michael jacksons pants so short?

They're never his.
post #10 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-29-2003, 02:08 PM
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Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 16.

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