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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-04-2004, 10:39 AM Thread Starter
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You Go, Girl

Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.

Going to a singles' bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty absolutely took his breath away.

"I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

The woman went home with Charles,

and the next day she became his stepmother
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-04-2004, 10:42 AM
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Hahahaha!!!!

I hope one day I will be that lucky, to be rich, old, and have young women hunger after my money.

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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-04-2004, 11:39 AM
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I don't get it.

<-------- Jeff


Hey baby! You ever been on the back of an expensive sportbike??


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Funny!!

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I don't get it.
Hahhaah, why bone a guy to get money, when you can be the widow and inherit all the money?!? Get it, got it, good.

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No one says you have to get drunk everytime you drink.

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Isn't that like having sex and not finishing though?
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