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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 01-04-2004, 10:41 AM Thread Starter
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FEMALE PRAYER



Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.

And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the creep you sent me instead.

Amen.

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MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge
boobs who owns a liquor store.

Amen.
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 01-04-2004, 10:54 AM
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<-------- Jeff


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And a flat head so I have somewhere to put my beer.

There is nothing firm, nothing balanced, nothing durable in all the universe. Nothing remains in its original state, each day, each hour, each moment, there is change. Change is the essence of life. Embrace change as you do life. To fight change is to live in the past.
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And CLEAN!! AND LAUNDRY!!

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