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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-07-2004, 09:40 AM Thread Starter
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Fred had been in business for 25 years and was finally sick of the stress.
He quit his job and bought 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. Saw the postman once a week and got groceries_ once a month; otherwise it was total peace and quiet._
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After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocked on his door. He opened it and there stood a huge, bearded man._
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"Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road...Havin' a_ Christmas party Friday night...Thought you might like to come...About_ 5:00."_
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"Great," said Fred, "After six months out here I'm ready to meet some_ local folks. Thank you."_
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As Lars was leaving, he stopped and said, "Gotta warn ya...There's gonna_
be some drinkin'."_
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"Not a problem," said Fred. "After 25 years in business, I can drink
with the best of 'em."_
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Again, as he started to leave, Lars stopped and said, "More 'n' likely_ gonna be some fightin' too!"_
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Fred said, "Well, I get along with people, I'll be alright. I'll be there. Thanks again."_
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Once again Lars turned from the door saying, "More'n likely be some wild_
sex, too."_
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"Now that's really not a problem," said Fred, warming to the idea. "I've_ been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way,_ what should I wear?"_
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Lars stopped in the door again and said, "Whatever you want. Just gonna_
be the two of us."__
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