Join Date: May 2002
Sportbike: looking to get dirty!
Years Riding: long time
How you found us: SBN
kick the cat
A little boy comes down to breakfast.
> > Since they live on a farm, his
> > mother asks if he had done his chores.
> > Not yet, said the little boy.
> > His mother tells him he gets no breakfast
> > until he does his chores.
> > Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to
> > feed the chickens,
> > and he kicks a
> > chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he
> > kicks a cow, he goes to
> > feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes
> > back in for breakfast
> > and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
> > How come I don't get any eggs and bacon?
> > Why don't I have any milk
> > in my cereal? he asks.
> > Well, his mother says, I saw you kick a
> > chicken, so you don't get any
> > eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig,
> > so you don't get any bacon for a
> > week either. I also saw you kick the cow,
> > so for a week you aren't getting any milk.
> > Just then, his father comes down for
> > breakfast and kicks the cat halfway
> > across the kitchen.
> The little boy looks up at his mother with
> > a smile, and says,
> > "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
Brian (F.K.A. Crazy)
“You can’t escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.”
“Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt.”