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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 01-07-2004, 12:20 PM Thread Starter
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A little boy comes down to breakfast.
> > Since they live on a farm, his
> > mother asks if he had done his chores.
> > Not yet, said the little boy.
> > His mother tells him he gets no breakfast
> > until he does his chores.
> > Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to
> > feed the chickens,
> > and he kicks a
> > chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he
> > kicks a cow, he goes to
> > feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes
> > back in for breakfast
> > and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
> > How come I don't get any eggs and bacon?
> > Why don't I have any milk
> > in my cereal? he asks.
> > Well, his mother says, I saw you kick a
> > chicken, so you don't get any
> > eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig,
> > so you don't get any bacon for a
> > week either. I also saw you kick the cow,
> > so for a week you aren't getting any milk.
> > Just then, his father comes down for
> > breakfast and kicks the cat halfway
> > across the kitchen.
> The little boy looks up at his mother with
> > a smile, and says,
> > "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"

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