Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work
today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach-ache and my legs
hurt. I not come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel like this I go my wife and tell her give me sex.
That makes everything better and go work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say
and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house