> > Subject: Texan Boots
> > A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his
> > feet propped up on a table.
> > He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked
> > the cowboy, "Is it true what they say about men with big
> > feet?"
> > The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady! Why
> > don't ya come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it
> > to you?"
> > The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the
> > night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100
> > bill. Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real
> > flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services
> > before."
> > The woman replied, "Don't be flattered . . .take the money
> > and buy yourself some boots that fit