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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 01-16-2004, 11:18 AM Thread Starter
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>Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles
>are always white?
>Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?
>Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that
>something new to eat will have materialized?
>How come when you first pull the drapery cord the drapes always move the
>wrong way?
>Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first
>How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?
>Why do we wash BATH towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? If not
>then what was the purpose of the bath?
>Considering all the lint you get in your dryer if you kept drying your
>clothes would they eventually just disappear?
>Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling
>off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
>Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash
>pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?
>In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer
>when we complained about the heat?
>Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men?
>Why are the needy only thought of during the holidays? Aren't they just
>as needy throughout the rest of the year?
>Why is it that men can react to broken bones as 'just a sprain' and deep
>wounds as 'just a scratch', but when they get the sniffles they are
>deathly ill 'with the flu' and have to be bed-ridden for weeks?
>How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?
>Why do men forget everything and women remember everything?
>Do Chinese people get hungry an hour after they eat American food?
>If at first you don't succeed shouldn't you try doing it like your wife
>told you to?
>If an optimist fell from a ten story building would he yell out to his
>friends 'All right so far' as he passed each floor

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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 01-16-2004, 11:32 AM
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   my head hurts!



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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 01-16-2004, 11:53 AM
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I thought I stopped having these conversations when I got away from drugs.

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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 01-16-2004, 12:01 PM
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pretty funny...


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