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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 01-19-2004, 11:30 AM Thread Starter
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Flying truths...

An airline pilot is a confused soul who talks about women when he's flying and about flying when he's with a woman.

Asking what a pilot thinks about the FAA is like asking a fire hydrant what it thinks about dogs.

The only thing worse than a captain who never flew as a co-pilot is a co-pilot who once was a captain.

Hand-flying an ILS in a gusty crosswind is easier than adjusting the shower controls in a layover hotel.

A smooth touchdown in a simulator is as exciting as kissing your own sister.

Most airline crew food tastes like warmed-over chicken because that's what it is.

Everything is accomplished through teamwork until something goes wrong....then one pilot gets all the blame.

A good simulator check ride is like successful surgery on a cadaver.

Standard checklist practice requires pilots to read to each other procedures used every day ...and recite from memory those needed once every five years.

A crew scheduler is the type who wakes his wife at midnight to carry out the garbage, then sends her back to let the cat in.

An FAA investigation is conducted by non-flying experts who take six months to itemize the mistakes made by a crew that had six seconds to do anything.

In the old days flying was dangerous and sex was safe. Now it's the other way around.

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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 01-19-2004, 11:49 AM
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How true.

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And I said....."Look here brother, who you jiving with that cosmik debris? Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho? Zappa 1974
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Those were pretty damn funny.

Never a bad time to climb... unless the weather is really horrible, and then you climb inside!

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