800 mg Motrin! Flashbacks! I used to rodeo back when I was in the Marines (bulls, bareback, saddlebronc, a little clowning -- more balls than brains back then). No matter what the damage was, the Navy corpsman gave you Motrin. Concussion, stitches, separated rib, broken coccyx, stomped legs -- you got 800 mg Motrin, lots of it. I used to give it away to my girlfriend.
The only time I recieved anything more powerful was in Boot Camp when the dentist pulled four wisdom teeth. For that I got Tylenol 4 with codiene. The DI really had fun with me when I was looped on that.
In a previous post, somebody talked about taking double or triple doses of regular Tylenol. DON'T ! It WILL screw up your liver! I don't recall the annual death rates from Tylenol right now, but they are surprisingly high for an over-the-counter med. Occasionally someone takes an overdose of Tylenol in a suicide attempt, or perhaps a mock-suicide attempt. They will die, but it takes about two weeks to do it as the liver shuts down.