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How many Dogs...

> >HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
> >
> >Golden Retriever:
> >The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives
> ahead of
> >us,
> >and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
> >
> >Border Collie:
> >Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
> >
> >Dachshund:
> >You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
> >
> >Rottweiler:
> >Make me.
> >
> >Boxer:
> >Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
> >
> >Lab:
> >Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?
> Can I?
> >Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
> >
> >German Shepherd:
> >I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check
> to
> >make
> >sure I haven't missed any, and make one more perimeter patrol to see
> that
> >no
> >one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
> >
> >Jack Russell Terrier:
> >I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
> >
> >Old English Sheep Dog:
> >Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
> >
> >Cocker Spaniel:
> >Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
> >
> >Chihuahua:
> >Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
> >
> >Pointer:
> >I see it, there it is, there it is, right there...
> >
> >Greyhound:
> >It isn't moving. Who cares?
> >
> >Australian Shepherd:
> >First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
> >
> >Poodle:
> >I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the
> time he
> >finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
> >
> >The Cat:
> >"Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the
> real
> >question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light,
> some
> >dinner
> >and a massage?"
> >
> >ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS
> HAVE
> >STAFF.

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Re: How many Dogs...

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> >Cocker Spaniel:
> >Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Tell me about it. I've got two!

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