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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 02-09-2004, 06:40 PM Thread Starter
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Men - You have been warned!!

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A date rape drug on the market called "Beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men.

The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs." Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.

Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.

After several Beers, men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking Beer men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship". It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage". Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 02-09-2004, 07:24 PM
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Grant me the Serenity to accept the fact that I can't pass them all,
The Courage to pass most...
And the Wisdom to hide the bodies of those who refuse to
GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY!!
"Number '69' All the Way!"
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post #4 of 10 (permalink) Old 02-09-2004, 08:13 PM
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where can I find this "beer stuff"?

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Damn thanks for the warning.....wait I am married!!!!!!!!!THEY GOT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by 6nickyfan9
Damn thanks for the warning.....wait I am married!!!!!!!!!THEY GOT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boys, boys , boys! Beer had nothing to do with it.

I did it the old fashioned way......I threw money at him !

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Grant me the Serenity to accept the fact that I can't pass them all,
The Courage to pass most...
And the Wisdom to hide the bodies of those who refuse to
GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY!!
"Number '69' All the Way!"
"GO NICKY HAYDEN!!!"

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hmmm.....Not legal to drink...so I must use my rugged good looks and amazing charm. Works every time.

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post #8 of 10 (permalink) Old 02-11-2004, 12:19 AM
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Boys, boys , boys! Beer had nothing to do with it.

I did it the old fashioned way......I threw money at him !
Got a rich sister or female cousin


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post #9 of 10 (permalink) Old 02-11-2004, 06:12 AM
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Got a rich sister or female cousin
Sorry my friend no sister...have a female cuz but she's not into bikes.....

I do have a female friend though !

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Grant me the Serenity to accept the fact that I can't pass them all,
The Courage to pass most...
And the Wisdom to hide the bodies of those who refuse to
GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY!!
"Number '69' All the Way!"
"GO NICKY HAYDEN!!!"

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post #10 of 10 (permalink) Old 02-11-2004, 11:08 AM
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Originally posted by ladydemona
Sorry my friend no sister...have a female cuz but she's not into bikes.....

I do have a female friend though !
Is she rich though? and into bikes? and is she an RN like you?

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