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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-16-2004, 08:41 AM
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What Retired People Do During The Day

What Retired People Do During The Day

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Thought you might like to see what happened to me last week.

I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5
minutes. When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a piece of horse shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a shit. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important at my age.
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-16-2004, 08:42 AM
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hahahaha, hilarious.

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