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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 02-17-2004, 08:56 AM Thread Starter
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On a Flight to Chicago

On a flight to Chicago, a gentleman had made several attempts to get
into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. The flight
attendant noticed his predicament.

Sir, she said, "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch
any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and as he sat
there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was
identified by
letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he
touched them? He couldn't resist.

He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice
feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating great pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced
the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, He pushed
the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile
scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom
was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push
the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he was in a hospital as soon as he opened his eyes. A
nurse was staring down at him with a smirk on her face.

What happened?" he exclaimed.

"You pushed too many buttons," replied the nurse.

"The last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis
is under your pillow."

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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 02-17-2004, 08:59 AM
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Oh my god!

Thats just wrong!
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Lesson Learned...WW, WA, PP, WW, WA, PP, WW....

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