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post #1 of 20 (permalink) Old 02-19-2004, 11:26 AM Thread Starter
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For all of you guys counting calories and looking for what they burn!!
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thats hilarious
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Italian chandalier!!

Yep that would DEFINITLY burn the calories!!

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post #5 of 20 (permalink) Old 02-19-2004, 11:49 AM
Yes yes yes, as in soap.
 
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Hmm...but I don't even know some of these words.


::thinks to self:: "Where's the dictionary?"

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Thats great, I'll have to work on my new exercise routine.

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Those are great.

Never a bad time to climb... unless the weather is really horrible, and then you climb inside!

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:laugh That's awesome :laugh
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Originally posted by Labdog
Italian chandalier!!

Yep that would DEFINITLY burn the calories!!

Would some explain to the Dumb Canadian, who is from Italian parents what the position Italian Chandalier is

Did anyone notice how many calories are burned with your wife knocking on the door? I don't take in that many calories in a week!!

Sometimes goodbye is your second chance.
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post #17 of 20 (permalink) Old 02-21-2004, 08:46 AM
Go Speed Racer Go...
 
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This is a great exercise program....forget the low carbs!!!

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I too am at a loss for what Italian chandalier is. But seeing as how is burns that many calories, I'm going to have to look it up!

My name is JB, people call me JB

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"I wouldn't be surprised to see this guy catch a pass with his ass cheeks"
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http://www.sexualpositionsfree.com/chanposakait.html

ahhhhh, i see............

My name is JB, people call me JB

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"I wouldn't be surprised to see this guy catch a pass with his ass cheeks"
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