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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-21-2004, 09:50 AM Thread Starter
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An Oldie but a goodie

A lonely spinster, age 70, decided it was time to get married.
She put an ad in the paper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED
MUST BE MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

On the second day, she heard the doorbell. She opened the door and, much to her dismay, saw a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs. The woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?
Just look at you ..... you have no legs."

The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"

She snorted. "You don't have any hands, either!"
Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"

She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?"

With that, the old gentleman beamed a broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-21-2004, 10:09 AM
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2001 Golf GTI VR6 - Super Charged-Intercooler, Nitrous = 305 HP... stage 4 to come soon! .. can you say 400? HP? in a Go Kart!
1999 Ford SVT Lightning - Super Charged @ 600 ponies

Yea I am compensating..



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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-21-2004, 10:15 AM
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Grant me the Serenity to accept the fact that I can't pass them all,
The Courage to pass most...
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GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY!!
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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-23-2004, 08:33 PM
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