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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 02-21-2004, 07:47 PM Thread Starter
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THe farmer and his Cock

An old farmer went to town to see a movie.

The ticket agent asked, "Sir, what's that on your shoulder?"

The old farmer said, "That's my pet rooster Chucky.
Wherever I go, Chucky goes."

"I'm sorry, sir," said the ticket
agent. "We can't allow animals in the theater."

The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed
the bird down his pants.

He returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the
theater. He sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge.

The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. The old farmer
unzipped his pants so Chucky could stick his head out and watch the
movie.

"Marge," whispered Mildred. "What?" said Marge.
"I think the guy next to me is a pervert." "What makes you think so?"
asked Marge.

"He unzipped his pants and he has his thing out," whispered
Mildred. "Well, don't worry about it," said Marge.
"At our age we've seen 'em all.

"That's what I thought, too," said Mildred, "but this one's
eating my popcorn.


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