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post #1 of 40 (permalink) Old 02-24-2004, 06:07 PM Thread Starter
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Funny name change

Funny and cute!

Go Ahead.....laugh!!!

This is hilarious - let me know your new name!! This takes LESS THAN 30 SECONDS and it's fun. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it onto everyone you know including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day.

Here is your dose...

Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey.

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger

e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker



Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice


Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is

Goober Chickenshorts.


Now when you SEND THIS ON . use your new name as

the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!! We do not stop laughing because we grow old; we grow old because, we stop laughing!

"It's all about the pain, the jewelry and the ink are just souvenirs"


<--Michelle
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post #2 of 40 (permalink) Old 02-24-2004, 06:08 PM Thread Starter
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Mine is Buttercup Liverlips

"It's all about the pain, the jewelry and the ink are just souvenirs"


<--Michelle

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The Courage to pass most...
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post #6 of 40 (permalink) Old 02-24-2004, 06:29 PM
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pinky bubble butt

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post #8 of 40 (permalink) Old 02-24-2004, 06:49 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by JimGoFast
pinky bubble butt


You're kidding!!!!

Never a bad time to climb... unless the weather is really horrible, and then you climb inside!

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Loopy Girdlebreath???? damn that sounds really gay
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You're kidding!!!!
lol
no im not

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Pinky Liver Lips

Jim and I are one of a kind this is bullshit!!!!!

Machine weights were made to keep the free weights open for powerlifters
LIFT BIG... GET BIG... GO HEAVY... OR GO HOME!!!


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Quote:
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Pinky Liver Lips

Jim and I are one of a kind this is bullshit!!!!!
i agree!!

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my last name only has 3 letters

My name is JB, people call me JB

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I am now, Flunky Cootiejuice.

Thank you.

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I love this. I am LMAO

"It's all about the pain, the jewelry and the ink are just souvenirs"


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Quote:
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Buttercup cootiehead
I'm Chim-Chim BubbleNose.

Definitely too cool to be seen in San Antonio with a guy named buttercup cootiehead. LOL
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Quote:
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I'm Chim-Chim BubbleNose.

Definitely too cool to be seen in San Antonio with a guy named buttercup cootiehead. LOL

Hey! I'm Chim-Chim BubbleBrain, pleased to meet you.

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No fair!

My new name is.........

Boobie GirdleSniffer

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No fair!

My new name is.........

Boobie GirdleSniffer

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Ha that is pretty good. My new name is squeezeit bubblesniffer!!!

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